{"id":445,"date":"2009-12-15T02:42:27","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T06:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=445"},"modified":"2013-11-17T15:18:13","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T07:18:13","slug":"confession-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2009\/12\/confession-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Confession Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tiger_woods_cheated.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tiger_woods_cheated-221x300.jpg\" alt=\"tiger_woods_cheated\" style=\"margin-right:8px;\" title=\"tiger_woods_cheated\" width=\"221\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-446\" \/><\/a>I had an affair with Tiger Woods.  It was this November, when he was in Shanghai for the HSBC Champions tournament.  <\/p>\n<p>I would have kept his secret, but when I realized that this kind of behavior from Tiger was serial, I had to come clean.  He had made me believe that I was the only one.  I had no idea he was even married.<\/p>\n<p>However, I am still not willing to confirm rumors that I was out Holocaust denying with Mel Gibson last Hanukkah.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had an affair with Tiger Woods. It was this November, when he was in Shanghai for the HSBC Champions tournament. I would have kept his secret, but when I realized that this kind of behavior from Tiger was serial, I had to come clean. He had made me believe that I was the only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":446,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2541],"tags":[535,531,534,533,532,509,530,529],"class_list":["post-445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-confession","tag-golf","tag-hanukkah","tag-hsbc-champions","tag-infidelity","tag-mel-gibson","tag-shanghai","tag-tiger-woods"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2701,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions\/2701"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}