{"id":3094,"date":"2013-12-29T16:52:56","date_gmt":"2013-12-29T08:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=3094"},"modified":"2013-12-29T16:52:56","modified_gmt":"2013-12-29T08:52:56","slug":"hate-peter-jackson-adventure-finally-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2013\/12\/hate-peter-jackson-adventure-finally-begins\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Hate Peter Jackson: And So The Adventure Finally Begins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;yet I&#8217;m not sure exactly why.<\/p>\n<p>The way I see it, there&#8217;s no way film Bilbo would ever have left for this adventure. At what point did Bilbo enjoy the dwarves company and begin to think, &#8220;Well, maybe a jaunt into the woods wouldn&#8217;t be so bad with these merry chaps?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At no point.<\/p>\n<p>And quite frankly, I don&#8217;t want film Bilbo on the journey. He&#8217;s too much of a sourpuss. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Minutes Watched:<\/strong> 40:08<\/p>\n<p><strong>Number of Montages:<\/strong> 1<\/p>\n<p><strong>Number of Gratuitous References To The First Trilogy:<\/strong> 1<\/p>\n<p><strong>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2013\/12\/happening\/\" target=\"_blank\">beginning<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;yet I&#8217;m not sure exactly why. The way I see it, there&#8217;s no way film Bilbo would ever have left for this adventure. At what point did Bilbo enjoy the dwarves company and begin to think, &#8220;Well, maybe a jaunt into the woods wouldn&#8217;t be so bad with these merry chaps?&#8221; At no point. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3056,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[2661,1731,1771,2667,2645],"class_list":["post-3094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-adventure","tag-bilbo-baggins","tag-dwarves","tag-sourpuss","tag-the-hobbit-an-unexpected-journey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3094"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3095,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3094\/revisions\/3095"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}