{"id":3092,"date":"2013-12-29T16:45:09","date_gmt":"2013-12-29T08:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=3092"},"modified":"2013-12-29T16:45:09","modified_gmt":"2013-12-29T08:45:09","slug":"hate-peter-jackson-dwarves-gotta-sing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2013\/12\/hate-peter-jackson-dwarves-gotta-sing\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Hate Peter Jackson: Dwarves Gotta Sing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have heard a couple people complain about all the dwarfish singing in the Hobbit, but I actually thought that both songs were pretty cool. When I saw the Hobbit trailer for the first time, and it was mainly just the song, I was super stoked (until I remembered that Peter Jackson was directing). But somehow the song in the movie wasn&#8217;t quite as gripping. Maybe because I&#8217;d already seen it once.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe because we&#8217;re almost 40 minutes in, and the adventure hasn&#8217;t even begun. Don&#8217;t worry though, we&#8217;ve still got 2+ hours of adventuring left.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Minutes Watched:<\/strong> 38:31<\/p>\n<p><strong>Number of Montages:<\/strong> 1<\/p>\n<p><strong>Number of Gratuitous References To The First Trilogy:<\/strong> 1<\/p>\n<p><strong>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2013\/12\/happening\/\" target=\"_blank\">beginning<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have heard a couple people complain about all the dwarfish singing in the Hobbit, but I actually thought that both songs were pretty cool. When I saw the Hobbit trailer for the first time, and it was mainly just the song, I was super stoked (until I remembered that Peter Jackson was directing). But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3056,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[2661,1771,1712,2666,2645,469],"class_list":["post-3092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-adventure","tag-dwarves","tag-peter-jackson","tag-singing","tag-the-hobbit-an-unexpected-journey","tag-trailer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3093,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3092\/revisions\/3093"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}