{"id":3076,"date":"2013-12-28T20:06:14","date_gmt":"2013-12-28T12:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=3076"},"modified":"2013-12-28T20:06:14","modified_gmt":"2013-12-28T12:06:14","slug":"hate-peter-jackson-bilbo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2013\/12\/hate-peter-jackson-bilbo\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Hate Peter Jackson: Bilbo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Full Disclosure: The Hobbit is my favorite book of all time. Bilbo Baggins is my favorite character in all of Tolkien. I believe there&#8217;s some kind of transitive property of mathematics that implies Bilbo is therefore one of my characters in all of literature. <\/p>\n<p>After four minutes with young movie Bilbo, I&#8217;m fairly disappointed. Book Bilbo is polite, innocent, cheerful, and, although he is frightened by adventure and wants no part in one, still too polite to go slamming a door on a guest, especially a wizard. <\/p>\n<p>Movie Bilbo has a big stick up his ass.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Minutes Watched:<\/strong> 16.21<\/p>\n<p><strong>Number of Montages:<\/strong> 1<\/p>\n<p><strong>Number of Gratuitous References To The First Trilogy:<\/strong> 1<\/p>\n<p><strong>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2013\/12\/happening\/\" target=\"_blank\">beginning<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Full Disclosure: The Hobbit is my favorite book of all time. Bilbo Baggins is my favorite character in all of Tolkien. I believe there&#8217;s some kind of transitive property of mathematics that implies Bilbo is therefore one of my characters in all of literature. After four minutes with young movie Bilbo, I&#8217;m fairly disappointed. Book [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3056,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[2661,1731,1103,1232,2645,342],"class_list":["post-3076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-adventure","tag-bilbo-baggins","tag-mathematics","tag-the-hobbit","tag-the-hobbit-an-unexpected-journey","tag-wizard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3076"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3077,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076\/revisions\/3077"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}