detailing exactly what was wrong<\/a> with those films and why they sucked balls. I will be doing the same thing with the first Hobbit movie. This is not a matter of opinion. Nor will I be comparing the movie to the book. This is entirely about judging the movie objectively on its own merits. How does it work as a film, and how does it fail? And what in the name of all that is holy in this world was Peter Jackson thinking with that damned rabbit sled???<\/p>\nIf I recall correctly, PJ learned from the trilogy and there were very few, if any, slow motion closeups of people crying in this film. But I have a feeling there were still plenty of montages. So I’m not sure exactly what I’ll be keeping score of this time. But that’s part of the fun of the journey, right? The unexpected.<\/p>\n
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