{"id":2271,"date":"2013-03-05T18:36:23","date_gmt":"2013-03-05T10:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=2271"},"modified":"2013-11-13T13:50:38","modified_gmt":"2013-11-13T05:50:38","slug":"fuck-you-peter-jackson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2013\/03\/fuck-you-peter-jackson\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck You, Peter Jackson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/fuck-you-peter-jackson.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/fuck-you-peter-jackson-300x210.jpg\"  style=\"margin-right:10px;\" alt=\"fuck you peter jackson\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2273\" \/><\/a>Sigh. I saw the first Hobbit movie the other night. It seems that even though I purposely kept my expectations exceedingly low, Peter Jackson still managed to underwhelm.<\/p>\n<p>Rather than go on a several-thousand-word rant of everything I hated about the movie, only to get some idiotic comments from people who want to defend the film to me, I&#8217;ll just skip that part and ask a simple question.<\/p>\n<p>Why? If you actually liked the first Hobbit movie, please right in the comments and tell me why. Convince me why I&#8217;m wrong. What is there that allowed you to enjoy this 3-hour evisceration of my favorite book of all time? And please make note of whether you&#8217;ve read the book or not. I am curious whether that makes a difference.<\/p>\n<p>Please don&#8217;t say anything about how you liked Peter Jackson&#8217;s Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Those movies sucked just as badly, and before you try to defend them here, go <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">read<\/a> why they sucked and why you should hate them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sigh. I saw the first Hobbit movie the other night. It seems that even though I purposely kept my expectations exceedingly low, Peter Jackson still managed to underwhelm. Rather than go on a several-thousand-word rant of everything I hated about the movie, only to get some idiotic comments from people who want to defend the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2273,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1192,120,1712,2352,1232,2351],"class_list":["post-2271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-f-bombs","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-peter-jackson","tag-radagast-the-brown","tag-the-hobbit","tag-trilogy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2271"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2470,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions\/2470"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}