{"id":2222,"date":"2012-12-09T15:18:05","date_gmt":"2012-12-09T07:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=2222"},"modified":"2013-11-14T09:06:19","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T01:06:19","slug":"kick-ass-scientists-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/12\/kick-ass-scientists-time\/","title":{"rendered":"The Six Most Kick Ass Scientists Of All Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><figure id=\"attachment_2223\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2223\" style=\"width: 232px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/hulk-scientist.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/hulk-scientist.png\" style=\"margin-right:10px;\" alt=\"\" title=\"hulk scientist\" width=\"232\" height=\"232\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2223\" srcset=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/hulk-scientist.png 232w, http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/hulk-scientist-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2223\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bruce Banner doesn&#8217;t actually exist, or he&#8217;d be number one on the list<\/figcaption><\/figure>Some scientists are so good at sciencing that they can literally kick the ass of every atom and element they come into contact with. These are those scientists.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#6 Neil deGrasse Tyson<\/strong> Half-brother to &#8216;Iron&#8217; Mike Tyson, he will literally eat the children of anyone who gets in his way of doing science.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#5 Sir Isaac Newton<\/strong> He took that apple to his head like a real champ. Gravity&#8217;s no joke. It probably hurt quite a lot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#4 Benjamin Franklin<\/strong> He invented electricity with a key and a kite. Enough said.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#3 Pythagoras<\/strong> Pythagoras was Greek. The soldiers in 300 were also Greek. Do you remember how ripped they were? I wouldn&#8217;t mess with anyone who was from ancient Greece.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#2 Marie Curie<\/strong> She worked very closely with radiation, and based on my knowledge of comic books, there&#8217;s a 100% chance she was mutated into some kind of super being with radioactive powers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#1 <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/madscience\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dr. Friston Kuppernickel<\/a><\/strong> He may look mild-mannered, but you don&#8217;t want to mess with his giant lasers and army of killer robots.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/nerd.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/nerd-300x227.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"nerd\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" size-medium wp-image-2227\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some scientists are so good at sciencing that they can literally kick the ass of every atom and element they come into contact with. These are those scientists. #6 Neil deGrasse Tyson Half-brother to &#8216;Iron&#8217; Mike Tyson, he will literally eat the children of anyone who gets in his way of doing science. #5 Sir [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2541],"tags":[1873,2317,271,2311,2163,1944,251,2312,1509,2320,695,746,2313,2314,2316,2318,2315,2319],"class_list":["post-2222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-1873","tag-ancient-greece","tag-benjamin-franklin","tag-bruce-banner","tag-comic-books","tag-friston-kuppernickel","tag-greek","tag-hulk","tag-killer-robots","tag-lasers","tag-list","tag-marie-curie","tag-mike-tyson","tag-neil-degrasse-tyson","tag-pythagoras","tag-radiation","tag-sir-isaac-newton","tag-super-hero"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2222"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2491,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions\/2491"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}