{"id":1858,"date":"2012-04-13T17:01:54","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T09:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1858"},"modified":"2013-11-17T13:22:05","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T05:22:05","slug":"vegan-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/04\/vegan-gay\/","title":{"rendered":"Vegan Is The New Gay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moby-vegan.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moby-vegan.jpeg\" alt=\"\" style=\"margin-right:10px;\" title=\"moby-vegan\" width=\"275\" height=\"275\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1861\" srcset=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moby-vegan.jpeg 275w, http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/moby-vegan-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a>In this day and age, everyone knows at least one vegan. It&#8217;s no longer something to be kept hidden, like a crazed murderer in the family. When you make your confession, &#8220;My daughter&#8217;s a vegan,&#8221; you&#8217;ll receive a sympathetic nod. &#8220;My niece is a vegan too.&#8221; You can now commiserate together.<\/p>\n<p>But just because veganism is out in the open doesn&#8217;t mean we have to be nice about it. So here you go, the best ways to annoy the vegans in your life:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>     Repeatedly tell them why you could never be a vegan<\/li>\n<li>     Tell them how you were vegetarian once, but you couldn&#8217;t last<\/li>\n<li>     Make a big deal about how you went out of your way to make a vegan meal for them, even though you&#8217;d much rather be eating meat.<\/li>\n<li>     Insult Moby<\/li>\n<li>     Ask them if they can have sex with people who aren&#8217;t vegans<\/li>\n<li>     Point out that they are somehow failing as a true vegan because the dark chocolate candy bar they are eating was made on equipment that may have also handled dairy products<\/li>\n<li>     Tell them about how you watched Twilight the night before<\/li>\n<li>     Tell them how much you would miss cheese if you ever became a vegan<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Be judicious with the way you employ the strategies on this list, or you might find a carrot stabbed in your eye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this day and age, everyone knows at least one vegan. It&#8217;s no longer something to be kept hidden, like a crazed murderer in the family. When you make your confession, &#8220;My daughter&#8217;s a vegan,&#8221; you&#8217;ll receive a sympathetic nod. &#8220;My niece is a vegan too.&#8221; You can now commiserate together. But just because veganism [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1861,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,2541],"tags":[1942,1939,1570,1507,695,1569,1938,1941,873,81,1937,1940],"class_list":["post-1858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-acre","category-humor","tag-candy-bar","tag-cheese","tag-dairy-products","tag-gay","tag-list","tag-meat","tag-moby","tag-sex","tag-twilight","tag-vegan","tag-veganism","tag-vegetarian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1858"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2697,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858\/revisions\/2697"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}