{"id":1821,"date":"2012-03-21T17:41:26","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T09:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1821"},"modified":"2013-11-17T16:22:11","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T08:22:11","slug":"jesus-returned-earth-2012-michael-bay-movies-michael-bay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/03\/jesus-returned-earth-2012-michael-bay-movies-michael-bay\/","title":{"rendered":"If Jesus Returned To Earth In 2012, He Would Look Like Michael Bay, And He Would Make Movies Like Michael Bay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/michael-bay-jesus.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/michael-bay-jesus.jpeg\" style=\"margin-right:10px;\" alt=\"\" title=\"michael-bay-jesus\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1822\" srcset=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/michael-bay-jesus.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/michael-bay-jesus-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>He would also be a Republican, his truck would have four wheel drive, and he would drink Budweiser*.<\/p>\n<p><em>Please Note, this blog has not seen Transformers 3, but we imagine it&#8217;s a spectacular cross of Pearl Harbor and giant robots. Fuck yeah, giant robots!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>*The fact that he would be American goes without saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He would also be a Republican, his truck would have four wheel drive, and he would drink Budweiser*. Please Note, this blog has not seen Transformers 3, but we imagine it&#8217;s a spectacular cross of Pearl Harbor and giant robots. Fuck yeah, giant robots! *The fact that he would be American goes without saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1822,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2541],"tags":[1897,1893,1894,1895,1115,520,31,1590,1896],"class_list":["post-1821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-america","tag-budweiser","tag-four-wheel-drive","tag-giant-robots","tag-jesus-christ","tag-michael-bay","tag-republican","tag-transformers","tag-transformers-3"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1821"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2706,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1821\/revisions\/2706"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}