{"id":1807,"date":"2012-02-17T22:33:24","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T14:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1807"},"modified":"2013-11-17T17:36:31","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T09:36:31","slug":"finally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/02\/finally\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: Finally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn you, Peter Jackson. Just when you thought the credits would roll, he added another 10 minutes. I think every single frame had crying hobbits in it. It goes without saying the entire scene was shot in slow motion.<\/p>\n<p>I think I know why it won best picture. No one actually sat through all 4 hours. The entire academy just assumed it must be a good movie. I may in fact be the first person to ever actually sit through the entire extended edition of all three movies. <\/p>\n<p>Minutes Watched: 3.4:00.05<\/p>\n<p>Number of Montages: 17<\/p>\n<p>Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 138<\/p>\n<p>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn you, Peter Jackson. Just when you thought the credits would roll, he added another 10 minutes. I think every single frame had crying hobbits in it. It goes without saying the entire scene was shot in slow motion. I think I know why it won best picture. No one actually sat through all 4 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1706,120,1883,1712,1762,1874,1842],"class_list":["post-1807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-hobbits","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-never-ends","tag-peter-jackson","tag-slow-motion-close-up-of-someone-crying","tag-the-academy","tag-the-return-of-the-king"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1807"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2713,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807\/revisions\/2713"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}