{"id":1805,"date":"2012-02-17T22:18:57","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T14:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2013-11-17T17:37:12","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T09:37:12","slug":"and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/02\/and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: And On And On And On And On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, still not over. And Frodo just warned us, with what I think was ominous music in the background, that it&#8217;s still got room for a little more.<\/p>\n<p>Excuse me. I need to check if euthanasia is legal here.<\/p>\n<p>Minutes Watched: 3.3:52.19<\/p>\n<p>Number of Montages: 17<\/p>\n<p>Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 126<\/p>\n<p>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, still not over. And Frodo just warned us, with what I think was ominous music in the background, that it&#8217;s still got room for a little more. Excuse me. I need to check if euthanasia is legal here. Minutes Watched: 3.3:52.19 Number of Montages: 17 Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 126 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1884,1736,120,1883,1842],"class_list":["post-1805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-euthanasia","tag-frodo-baggins","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-never-ends","tag-the-return-of-the-king"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1805"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2714,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions\/2714"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}