{"id":1789,"date":"2012-02-17T10:35:45","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T02:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1789"},"modified":"2013-11-19T10:37:13","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T02:37:13","slug":"freeeeedom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/02\/freeeeedom\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: Freeeeedom!!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s pretty obvious that Aragorn just recently watched the DVD of Braveheart. He certainly picked up some tips on how to give a rousing battle speech. The only thing missing is mooning some orcs.<\/p>\n<p>If you pay attention closely, you&#8217;ll see that the army rides up on horses. Then when they are going into battle, they don&#8217;t have horses. When the orcs are first seen coming through the gate, they don&#8217;t have any horses. Yet, when they begin their charge, the orcs now have horses. I guess they stole them from the Gondor army (This was first pointed out to me by <a href=\"http:\/\/gary.appenzeller.net\/RotKDifferences.html\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> website).<\/p>\n<p>Minutes Watched: 3.3:21.38<\/p>\n<p>Number of Montages: 17<\/p>\n<p>Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 68<\/p>\n<p>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s pretty obvious that Aragorn just recently watched the DVD of Braveheart. He certainly picked up some tips on how to give a rousing battle speech. The only thing missing is mooning some orcs. If you pay attention closely, you&#8217;ll see that the army rides up on horses. Then when they are going into battle, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1760,1725,1840,1832,1871,120,1711,1842],"class_list":["post-1789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-aragorn","tag-battle-scene","tag-braveheart","tag-gondor","tag-horses","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-orcs","tag-the-return-of-the-king"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2731,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions\/2731"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}