{"id":1755,"date":"2012-02-09T11:35:12","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T03:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1755"},"modified":"2013-11-22T18:43:02","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T10:43:02","slug":"avalanche-skulls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/02\/avalanche-skulls\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: The Avalanche Of Skulls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are a lot of things wrong with the scene where Aragorn and his companions walk the paths of the dead. The whole conversation is jilted and preposterous. Gimli is reduced to a quivering coward. The Dead prove to be just as big of dicks as if they were alive.<\/p>\n<p>But nothing is as bad as the randomly inserted avalanche of skulls. Someone even made a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=1203\" target=\"_blank\">webcomic<\/a> about the absurdity.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose Peter Jackson thought he was adding drama.<\/p>\n<p>Minutes Watched: 3.1:57.39<\/p>\n<p>Number of Montages: 17<\/p>\n<p>Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 55<\/p>\n<p>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">beginning<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are a lot of things wrong with the scene where Aragorn and his companions walk the paths of the dead. The whole conversation is jilted and preposterous. Gimli is reduced to a quivering coward. The Dead prove to be just as big of dicks as if they were alive. But nothing is as bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1760,1853,1783,120,1712,1852,1842],"class_list":["post-1755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-aragorn","tag-avalanche-of-skulls","tag-gimli","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-peter-jackson","tag-the-paths-of-the-dead","tag-the-return-of-the-king"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1755"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2821,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755\/revisions\/2821"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}