{"id":1747,"date":"2012-02-07T12:11:30","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T04:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1747"},"modified":"2013-11-23T14:39:45","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T06:39:45","slug":"dick-rule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/02\/dick-rule\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: One Dick To Rule Them All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or is that one ring?<\/p>\n<p>Lord Denethor is supposed to be a huge dick. He&#8217;s one of the biggest dicks in the whole series. But because Peter Jackson felt the need to turn everyone else into a dick, his impact is greatly lessened. He&#8217;s just one more dick in a long line of dicks, what with Elrond, Theoden, Faramir, and the expanded role for Saruman. <\/p>\n<p>That is, as they say, far too many dicks.<\/p>\n<p>Minutes Watched: 3.1:15.32<\/p>\n<p>Number of Montages: 16<\/p>\n<p>Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 53<\/p>\n<p>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">beginning<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or is that one ring? Lord Denethor is supposed to be a huge dick. He&#8217;s one of the biggest dicks in the whole series. But because Peter Jackson felt the need to turn everyone else into a dick, his impact is greatly lessened. He&#8217;s just one more dick in a long line of dicks, what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1825,1767,1789,120,1712,1751,1842,1737,1837],"class_list":["post-1747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-dick","tag-elrond","tag-faramir","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-peter-jackson","tag-saruman","tag-the-return-of-the-king","tag-the-ring","tag-theoden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1747"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2833,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1747\/revisions\/2833"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}