{"id":1733,"date":"2012-02-05T13:48:51","date_gmt":"2012-02-05T05:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2013-11-23T18:06:34","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T10:06:34","slug":"foreshadowing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/02\/foreshadowing\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: Foreshadowing"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s foreshadowing, and then there’s beating someone over the head and bludgeoning them over and over, all the time repeating, “This is what’s about to happen, this is what’s about to happen!”<\/p>\n

I feel like Peter Jackson has just done the latter.<\/p>\n

Minutes Watched: 3.0:24.48<\/p>\n

Number of Montages: 13<\/p>\n

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 50<\/p>\n

Start at the beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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