{"id":1717,"date":"2012-02-04T21:10:52","date_gmt":"2012-02-04T13:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1717"},"modified":"2013-11-23T18:45:46","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T10:45:46","slug":"extended-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/02\/extended-version\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: The Really Extended Version"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just watched another 12 minutes and it was nearly inextinguishable from the previous 10. A lot of unlikely action on the battlefield, including people shouting to each other from a hundred yards away. Haldir was killed and in the greatest example of restraint Peter Jackson has ever shown, there wasn&#8217;t any crying (though he did die in slow motion). Merry yelled at the Ents. Gimli gets thrown across a chasm. Aragorn is every where at once.<\/p>\n<p>We did get two very brief scenes with Frodo and Faramir the Dick. Add two more slow motion close-ups of somebody crying to the total.<\/p>\n<p>Minutes Watched: 2.3:08.17<\/p>\n<p>Number of Montages: 12<\/p>\n<p>Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 45<\/p>\n<p>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just watched another 12 minutes and it was nearly inextinguishable from the previous 10. A lot of unlikely action on the battlefield, including people shouting to each other from a hundred yards away. Haldir was killed and in the greatest example of restraint Peter Jackson has ever shown, there wasn&#8217;t any crying (though he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1760,1810,1789,1839,1783,1793,120,1742,1712,1809,1762,1796],"class_list":["post-1717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-aragorn","tag-ents","tag-faramir","tag-frode-baggins","tag-gimli","tag-haldir","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-meriadoc-brandybuck","tag-peter-jackson","tag-slow-motion","tag-slow-motion-close-up-of-someone-crying","tag-the-two-towers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2864,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions\/2864"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}