{"id":1688,"date":"2012-01-30T12:41:32","date_gmt":"2012-01-30T04:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1688"},"modified":"2013-11-25T13:14:34","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T05:14:34","slug":"1688","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/1688\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: Liv Tyler!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really want to know who&#8217;s idea it was to use Liv Tyler in the trilogy. Who thought this was a good idea? I&#8217;d love to have a&#8230;conversation with him. <\/p>\n<p>After our&#8230;conversation, I&#8217;d point out that by giving Liv Tyler such a prominent role, it makes Eowyn look childish. She has no chance with Aragorn, unless he&#8217;s a total dick. What&#8217;s the point of this relationship? To turn Eowyn into gilted lover who doesn&#8217;t know her place and foolishly risks her life to prove something? There aren&#8217;t many female characters in the Lord of the Rings, but there is one and she&#8217;s awesome and heroic and should be a role model. I guess the filmmakers weren&#8217;t happy with that and thought it was better to have two poorly written female characters than one powerful one.<\/p>\n<p>Minutes Watched: 2.1:51.27<\/p>\n<p>Number of Montages: 9<\/p>\n<p>Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 31<\/p>\n<p>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really want to know who&#8217;s idea it was to use Liv Tyler in the trilogy. Who thought this was a good idea? I&#8217;d love to have a&#8230;conversation with him. After our&#8230;conversation, I&#8217;d point out that by giving Liv Tyler such a prominent role, it makes Eowyn look childish. She has no chance with Aragorn, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1760,1825,1822,110,120,1826,1796],"class_list":["post-1688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-aragorn","tag-dick","tag-eowyn","tag-liv-tyler","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-role-model","tag-the-two-towers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1688"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2879,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions\/2879"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}