{"id":1667,"date":"2012-01-28T13:47:51","date_gmt":"2012-01-28T05:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1667"},"modified":"2013-11-25T13:37:11","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T05:37:11","slug":"annoyances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/annoyances\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: The Little Annoyances"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s not that I don’t like the idea of an elven cloak that camouflages you from a few feet away. It’s when you first put it on when the people looking for you are only a few feet away that bothers me. Even an invisibility cloak doesn’t work when you’re not wearing it.<\/p>\n

Minutes Watched: 2.1:07.09<\/p>\n

Number of Montages: 9<\/p>\n

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 29<\/p>\n

Start at the beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s not that I don’t like the idea of an elven cloak that camouflages you from a few feet away. It’s when you first put it on when the people looking for you are only a few feet away that bothers me. Even an invisibility cloak doesn’t work when you’re not wearing it. Minutes Watched: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1813,1770,1812,120,1796],"class_list":["post-1667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-camouflage","tag-elves","tag-invisibility-cloak","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-the-two-towers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1667"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2895,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667\/revisions\/2895"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}