{"id":1640,"date":"2012-01-27T18:14:14","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T10:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1640"},"modified":"2013-11-25T17:14:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T09:14:00","slug":"gollum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/gollum\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: Gollum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like Gollum. I mean I hate him, but I like how Peter Jackson portrays him on screen. He&#8217;s cowardly and vicious and craven and completely possessed by his desire for the ring. The computer generation is a bit dated, close to a decade after the fact, but at the time it was considered top notch (Especially when compared to some other visual effects from the movie, that weren&#8217;t so well done. Notice, every time a group of humans and hobbits are walking together, especially in the distance.)<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re twelve minutes into the movie, and haven&#8217;t seen a single montage. It must be some kind of miracle.<\/p>\n<p>Minutes Watched: 2.0:12.01<\/p>\n<p>Number of Montages: 7<\/p>\n<p>Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 29<\/p>\n<p>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like Gollum. I mean I hate him, but I like how Peter Jackson portrays him on screen. He&#8217;s cowardly and vicious and craven and completely possessed by his desire for the ring. The computer generation is a bit dated, close to a decade after the fact, but at the time it was considered top [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1729,120,1724,1712,1737,1796],"class_list":["post-1640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-gollum","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-montage","tag-peter-jackson","tag-the-ring","tag-the-two-towers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1640"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2923,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions\/2923"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}