{"id":1612,"date":"2012-01-26T22:39:27","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T14:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1612"},"modified":"2013-11-26T14:03:56","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T06:03:56","slug":"balrog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/balrog\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: The Balrog"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Balrog of Moria: Awesome<\/p>\n

Gandalf’s Final Stand: Awesome<\/p>\n

Gandalf’s Fall: Sad But Awesome<\/p>\n

Similarity to Ben Kenobi’s Death in Star Wars: Typical<\/p>\n

Ten More Slow Motion Close-Ups of People Crying: Priceless<\/p>\n

Minutes Watched: 2:29.35<\/p>\n

Number of Montages: 5<\/p>\n

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 19<\/p>\n

Start at the beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Balrog of Moria: Awesome Gandalf’s Final Stand: Awesome Gandalf’s Fall: Sad But Awesome Similarity to Ben Kenobi’s Death in Star Wars: Typical Ten More Slow Motion Close-Ups of People Crying: Priceless Minutes Watched: 2:29.35 Number of Montages: 5 Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 19 Start at the beginning<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2711,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1784,1785,1728,1707,120,1762,76,1780],"class_list":["post-1612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-balrog","tag-ben-kenobi","tag-fellowship-of-the-ring","tag-gandalf","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-slow-motion-close-up-of-someone-crying","tag-star-wars","tag-the-mines-of-moria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1612"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2950,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions\/2950"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}