{"id":1558,"date":"2012-01-25T21:56:12","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T13:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1558"},"modified":"2021-05-08T00:26:41","modified_gmt":"2021-05-07T16:26:41","slug":"feel-nauseous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/feel-nauseous\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: I Feel Nauseous"},"content":{"rendered":"<iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_94692\"  width=\"640\" height=\"360\"  data-origwidth=\"640\" data-origheight=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eQeUPCzT0T0?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;disablekb=0&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n<p>Allow me to state the obvious. Peter Jackson had no idea how to successfully depict the Black Riders. After they throw the first rider off the trail with a well thrown bag of vegetables, the hobbits decide to head for the ferry. Then, out of nowhere, a rider stumbles upon them. Unfortunately, the Dark Lord has the worst evil servants imaginable. Worse than the henchmen in a Bond movie. Worse than Darth Helmet. Worse than the bad guys on an episode of the A-Team, who would literally shoot a circle around B. A. Baracus and the gang. One of the Dark Lord&#8217;s most evil servants is on horseback and has Frodo and the ring at his feet, and he&#8217;s unable to capture him. The hobbits run an undetermined distance, hop onto the ferry, and being 5 yards away, are now safely out of reach. Apparently these dark riders have no kind of magic that can extend beyond their immediate person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Minutes Watched: 57.31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Number of Montages: 3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Start at the <a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/fun\/\">beginning<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Allow me to state the obvious. Peter Jackson had no idea how to successfully depict the Black Riders. After they throw the first rider off the trail with a well thrown bag of vegetables, the hobbits decide to head for the ferry. Then, out of nowhere, a rider stumbles upon them. Unfortunately, the Dark Lord [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":3672,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1755,1754,1728,1736,1756,1706,23,120,1712,868,1745,1753,1737],"class_list":["post-1558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-b-a-baracus","tag-darth-helmet","tag-fellowship-of-the-ring","tag-frodo-baggins","tag-henchman","tag-hobbits","tag-james-bond","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-peter-jackson","tag-the-a-team","tag-the-black-riders","tag-the-dark-lord","tag-the-ring"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3671,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions\/3671"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}