{"id":1508,"date":"2012-01-24T13:02:45","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T05:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1508"},"modified":"2020-12-19T06:03:09","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T22:03:09","slug":"secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2012\/01\/secret\/","title":{"rendered":"Why LOTR Sucks: Let Me Tell You A Secret"},"content":{"rendered":"<iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_70355\"  width=\"640\" height=\"360\"  data-origwidth=\"640\" data-origheight=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2E-_7h3bf5k?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;disablekb=0&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n<p>Well, we finally got to the end of this interminable montage. Is it the longest montage ever? Someone needs to google that for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m a little unhappy about the early glimpse of Gollum. Yeah, we didn&#8217;t see him for more than a couple seconds, but that really should be the biggest reveal of the movie. Don&#8217;t give it away in the first ten minutes. That, my friends, is what we call blowing our load.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a confession to make. As much as I hate the trilogy, I&#8217;m still looking forward to the Hobbit. Like I said, it&#8217;s my favorite book. And I figure Jackson has learned from his mistakes. The fact that it&#8217;s been split into two movies is a good sign.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, I know. I&#8217;m hopelessly naive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Minutes Watched:<\/strong> 7:37<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we finally got to the end of this interminable montage. Is it the longest montage ever? Someone needs to google that for me. I&#8217;m a little unhappy about the early glimpse of Gollum. Yeah, we didn&#8217;t see him for more than a couple seconds, but that really should be the biggest reveal of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":3554,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1729,1184,120,1724,1712,1232],"class_list":["post-1508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-gollum","tag-google","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-montage","tag-peter-jackson","tag-the-hobbit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1508"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3556,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions\/3556"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}