{"id":1456,"date":"2011-12-14T18:00:46","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T10:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1456"},"modified":"2013-11-26T17:22:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T09:22:06","slug":"tristan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2011\/12\/tristan\/","title":{"rendered":"In Which I Get To Be Tristan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/tristan-and-isolde.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/tristan-and-isolde-300x203.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tristan and isolde\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" style=\"margin-right:10px;\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1457\" \/><\/a><em>An actual conversation. All names have been changed to protect the guilty.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Isolde:<\/strong> Pick which movie you want to watch, Cinderella, or Ariel.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tristan:<\/strong> It doesn&#8217;t matter, you choose.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isolde:<\/strong> Just pick one, Cinderella or Ariel.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tristan:<\/strong> Cinderella<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isolde:<\/strong> Ok, now pick between Cinderella and Jasmine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tristan:<\/strong> Jasmine.<\/p>\n<p>[Pause]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isolde:<\/strong> Let&#8217;s watch Robin Hood then.<\/p>\n<p><em>Please Note, This blog takes no responsibility for comments made by Tristan or Isolde. Everybody knows that <strong>Beauty and the Beast<\/strong> is the best Disney movie.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An actual conversation. All names have been changed to protect the guilty. Isolde: Pick which movie you want to watch, Cinderella, or Ariel. Tristan: It doesn&#8217;t matter, you choose. Isolde: Just pick one, Cinderella or Ariel. Tristan: Cinderella Isolde: Ok, now pick between Cinderella and Jasmine. Tristan: Jasmine. [Pause] Isolde: Let&#8217;s watch Robin Hood then. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1457,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2541],"tags":[1658,1661,1659,1657,1656,1660,1655],"class_list":["post-1456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-ariel","tag-beauty-and-the-beast","tag-cinderella","tag-conversation","tag-disney-movies","tag-jasmine","tag-tristan-and-isolde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1456"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2962,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions\/2962"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}