{"id":1451,"date":"2011-12-09T18:23:02","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T10:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1451"},"modified":"2013-11-26T17:20:47","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T09:20:47","slug":"carl-picasso-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2011\/12\/carl-picasso-awesome\/","title":{"rendered":"Carl Picasso: Not Awesome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/picasso-awesome-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"picasso awesome\" width=\"300\" style=\"margin-right:10px;\" height=\"240\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1452\" \/>If I were to have a son (and I think my policy about children is pretty clear by now*), I am quite sure I couldn&#8217;t go wrong in naming him Pablo. Pablo is a name that indicates what an awesome individual you are. Pablo is the name of someone destined for greatness. Tell me one Pablo that wasn&#8217;t awesome. You can&#8217;t. I rest my case.<\/p>\n<p>Carl Picasso is a name for someone destined to be living in a tent at Occupy Wall Street, because he can&#8217;t get a paying job and wants to whine about it.<\/p>\n<p>*I have no interest in raising a child. I have too many important things to do. But if a lesbian couple is interested in using my DNA, then let&#8217;s talk.<\/p>\n<p><em>Please Note, this blog does not wish to hear about why you are crying.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were to have a son (and I think my policy about children is pretty clear by now*), I am quite sure I couldn&#8217;t go wrong in naming him Pablo. Pablo is a name that indicates what an awesome individual you are. Pablo is the name of someone destined for greatness. Tell me one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1452,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2541],"tags":[1347,1638,2850,1654,977],"class_list":["post-1451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-awesome","tag-carl","tag-children","tag-occupy-wall-street","tag-pablo-picasso"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1451"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2961,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions\/2961"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}