{"id":1446,"date":"2011-12-07T17:18:10","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T09:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1446"},"modified":"2013-11-26T17:15:20","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T09:15:20","slug":"secret-sauce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2011\/12\/secret-sauce\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Your Secret Sauce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/carl-jr.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"the worst carl\" width=\"220\" height=\"277\" style=\"margin-right:10px;\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1447\" \/>Some people might suggest that Adolf is the worst name. Who wants to be named after Hitler, am I right? But the name itself is not the problem. It&#8217;s more correct to say that Hitler was the worst person, therefore no one wants to be his namesake.<\/p>\n<p>When it comes to names in and of themselves, there can be no debate about what name is the worst. I mean, how can people still be naming babies Carl? Are people having so many babies that they are running out of names? How many times are people having the following conversation:<\/p>\n<p><em>Well, it&#8217;s either Carl, or Adolf.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I guess it has to be Carl, may God have mercy on his soul.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And is there a worse fast food restaurant than Carl Jr? White Castle is better. Jollybee is better. Anything is better than Carl Jr. With that in mind, I am now going to reveal the top secret recipe to Carl Jr&#8217;s flame-broiled Famous Star:<\/p>\n<p>1 sesame-seed hamburger bun<br \/>\n2 onion rings<br \/>\n1\/2 teaspon sweet pickle relish<br \/>\n1 1\/2 teaspoons catsup<br \/>\n1\/4 pound ground beef<br \/>\nDash salt<br \/>\n2 teaspoon mayonnaise<br \/>\n3 dill pickle slices<br \/>\n1\/4 cup coarsley chopped lettuce<br \/>\n2 tomato slices<\/p>\n<p>1. Preheat a clean barbecue grill on high. (The cleaner the barbecue, the less likely the beef patty will pick up other flavors left on the grill.)<br \/>\n2. Toast both halves of the bun, face down, in a skillet over medium heat. Set aside.<br \/>\n3. Cut each of the onion rings into quarters.<br \/>\n4. Mix the catsup and relish together. This is your secret sauce.<br \/>\n5. Form the ground beef into a thin patty slightly larger than the bun.<br \/>\n6. Grill the meat for 2 or 3 minutes per side. Salt lightly.<br \/>\n7. Build the burger in the following stacking order from the bottom up:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>bottom bun<\/li>\n<li>half of the mayonnaise<\/li>\n<li>pickles<\/li>\n<li>lettuce<\/li>\n<li>tomato slices<\/li>\n<li>onion<\/li>\n<li>beef patty<\/li>\n<li>remainder of mayonnaise<\/li>\n<li>special sauce (catsup and relish)<\/li>\n<li>top bun<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>When the lawsuits start rolling in, I hope I can count on your support.<\/p>\n<p><em>Please Note, the previous recipe is not in any way vegan<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people might suggest that Adolf is the worst name. Who wants to be named after Hitler, am I right? But the name itself is not the problem. It&#8217;s more correct to say that Hitler was the worst person, therefore no one wants to be his namesake. When it comes to names in and of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1447,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2541],"tags":[1650,1638,1646,1648,1651,1653,1647,1652,1649],"class_list":["post-1446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-adolf-hitler","tag-carl","tag-carl-jr","tag-fast-food","tag-hamburger","tag-jollybee","tag-recipe","tag-secret-sauce","tag-white-castle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1446"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2959,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446\/revisions\/2959"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}