{"id":1361,"date":"2011-08-18T17:18:40","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T09:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1361"},"modified":"2013-11-25T17:25:09","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T09:25:09","slug":"infestation-dinosaurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2011\/08\/infestation-dinosaurs\/","title":{"rendered":"An Infestation Of Dinosaurs"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know it’s not a proper collective noun<\/a> for dinosaurs, but anyone who knows anything about the Chaos Factory knows we definitely have an infestation.<\/p>\n

Now they’ve taken to interacting. I think they may be plotting something. It’s never a good sign when your dinosaurs start communicating with each other. It may lead to this<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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These dinosaurs are clearly angry and I just don’t know what to do about it. Feed them more meat? Sing to them at night? Run away? It’s not like I can call up a paleontologist and ask. This isn’t Jurassic Park. They have no idea what dinosaurs were really like.<\/p>\n

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Photo By Sevensantana<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

On the surface, it appears these dinosaurs are much more amiable and responsible. They are talking about getting jobs. But that is exactly what’s so scary. They are trying to assimilate. If you think America has a problem with immigration now, wait until people start getting displaced from the workforce by dinosaurs. The American Worker won’t be able to compete.<\/p>\n

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Photo By Sevensantana<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This is the worst one of all. A depressed dinosaur is a dangerous dinosaur. She could pose a risk both to herself and others.<\/p>\n

I’m pretty sure this is just the beginning. Check back soon for information on how you can prevent an infestation of your own.<\/p>\n

Please Note: This blog has way too many dinosaurs. Don’t try this at home.<\/em><\/p>\n

You can follow Sevensantana here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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