{"id":1349,"date":"2011-08-09T16:18:12","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T08:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1349"},"modified":"2013-11-25T17:13:21","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T09:13:21","slug":"27-dresses-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2011\/08\/27-dresses-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Why 27 Dresses Is The Best Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I have never seen 27 dresses<\/strong>. I’m not even entirely clear on the plot, but based upon what I’ve heard, I am quite certain 27 Dresses<\/strong> is the best movie.<\/p>\n

Movie Review<\/strong><\/p>\n

Please be warned that there will be some spoilers in this review.
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\n27 Dresses<\/strong> stars that woman from Knocked Up<\/strong>. I don’t know her name, but I think it’s German. She’s also in a TV show about doctors or lawyers or something professional like that. <\/p>\n

In the movie, it’s a situation of “Always a bridesmaid, never the bride.” The star, we’ll call her Madame X, has been a bridesmaid approximately 27 times. Hence the 27 dresses. (No hatemail please. I warned you there would be spoilers.) Madame X is understandably sad that all of her friends are getting married but not her. In fact, she’s contemplating suicide or a total makeover. Whatever it takes to find a man and achieve fulfillment. <\/p>\n

We can assume that she has a male best friend who is either in love with her, or with whom she’s always been in love. Or they have been friends for a long time, but never realized they were perfect for each other. This happens all the time. A few years ago, I rode the bus to work every day, and every day there was a woman who sat near the back. I never talked to her, but later on I found out she was perfect for me. Unfortunately, she was married and had three kids, but that’s life, you know. You can’t control who you fall in love with.<\/p>\n

So Madame X ends up finally getting her 28th dress, and this time it’s white. And everyone lives happily ever after, except that jerk of a guy who was always mean to her and deserved an unhappy ending. His death is supremely satisfactory to the entire audience and is applauded.<\/p>\n

The end.
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\nPlease Note, as no one at The Chaos Factory has ever actually seen 27 Dresses<\/strong>, it may in fact only be the second best movie.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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