{"id":1237,"date":"2011-05-17T17:05:36","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T09:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1237"},"modified":"2013-11-25T13:57:35","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T05:57:35","slug":"ad-craigs-list-fix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2011\/05\/ad-craigs-list-fix\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing That An Ad On Craig&#8217;s List Can&#8217;t Fix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad-tree.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad-tree-211x300.jpg\" style=\"margin-right:10px;\" alt=\"\" title=\"encephalartos\" width=\"211\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1238\" \/><\/a>Perhaps you think you have it bad. Maybe you were recently fired from your job at Microsoft for incompetence. Or a dingo just ate your baby, but the police are convinced you ate your baby instead. Then there&#8217;s the tumor growing on the back of your skull. You were scared it might be cancer, but it turns out it&#8217;s a nest of spider eggs. <\/p>\n<p>But cheer up. At least you aren&#8217;t this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/blogs\/krulwich\/2011\/05\/10\/136029423\/the-loneliest-plant-in-the-world\">tree<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>It seems that the cycad is the only one of its species left on the entire planet. It&#8217;s pathetic little pine cone will forever hang lonely from its branches, completely incapable of fulfilling its singular ambition in life.<\/p>\n<p>If that ain&#8217;t some shit.<\/p>\n<p><em>Please Note: This blog does not endorse baby eating, by dingos or otherwise. Except in the name of science, of course.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps you think you have it bad. Maybe you were recently fired from your job at Microsoft for incompetence. Or a dingo just ate your baby, but the police are convinced you ate your baby instead. Then there&#8217;s the tumor growing on the back of your skull. You were scared it might be cancer, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1238,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[495,1389,1386,1387,1390,1015,156,1388,1385],"class_list":["post-1237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-acre","tag-babies","tag-cancer","tag-cycad","tag-dingos","tag-microsoft","tag-npr","tag-science","tag-spider-eggs","tag-tree"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1237"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2897,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1237\/revisions\/2897"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}