{"id":1169,"date":"2011-02-01T19:15:21","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T11:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1169"},"modified":"2013-11-25T13:30:35","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T05:30:35","slug":"kids-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2011\/02\/kids-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids On Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/boys-on-goats.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/boys-on-goats-300x238.jpg\" style=\"margin-right:10px;\" alt=\"\" title=\"boys on goats\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1170\" \/><\/a>Australians, usually while pissed on their bitter tasting beer, tell stories about their own peculiar band of Robin Hoods:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn\u2019t commit, these men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Perth underground.<\/p>\n<p>Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.<\/p>\n<p>If you have a problem &#8211; If no one else can help &#8211; and if you can find them &#8211; maybe you can hire these four kids on kids.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Death doesn&#8217;t frighten me. I&#8217;ve punched a bear in the testicle. Twice.* I often camp overnight in graveyards, or squat in old, abandoned houses on the edge of town just so I have an interesting story to tell.<\/p>\n<p>But these boys, with their bowler hats and devil steeds, scare the living bejesus out of me. <\/p>\n<p>Well, not the pansy, second from the right. But the other ones, they really freak me out.<\/p>\n<p><em>Please Note, no animals were harmed during the writing of this blog.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>*Same bear, different testicles<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Australians, usually while pissed on their bitter tasting beer, tell stories about their own peculiar band of Robin Hoods: Sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn\u2019t commit, these men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Perth underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1170,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2541],"tags":[1355,1359,1357,2854,1360,294,1356,1361,1363,540,1362,1358],"class_list":["post-1169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-australians","tag-bear-testicles","tag-bears","tag-beer","tag-bowler-hats","tag-goats","tag-kids","tag-los-angeles","tag-perth","tag-photo","tag-soldiers-of-fortune","tag-testicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1169"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2886,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions\/2886"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}