{"id":1049,"date":"2010-12-02T11:52:13","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T03:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1049"},"modified":"2013-11-23T18:48:31","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T10:48:31","slug":"hector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2010\/12\/hector\/","title":{"rendered":"In Which I Get To Be Hector"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>An actual gchat conversation. All names have been changed to protect the guilty.*<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> you watched the wire recently?<\/p>\n

ive seen it like 5 times<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> all five seasons five times?<\/p>\n

or five episodes?<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> all seasons 5 times<\/p>\n

lol<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> yeah, well it\u2019s fantastic<\/p>\n

i just watched the final episode<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> if you look at daniels face when he\u2019s around rhonda, he has that \u201ci love white girls\u201d look all the damn time<\/p>\n

the pink nipple fascination<\/p>\n

final montage is the greatest<\/p>\n

but yes, i agree, the wire is the greatest<\/p>\n

imdb gives it a 9.7, higher than sopranos<\/p>\n

making it the best show ever, behind david attenborough narrated planet earth<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> i\u2019ve never watched the sopranos.<\/p>\n

i assume it sucks<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> sopranos? lol<\/p>\n

it\u2019s also excellent<\/p>\n

required watching, in my book<\/p>\n

quintessential mob drama<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> well, i might give it a try now.<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> it\u2019s like watching 6 seasons of the godfather<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> i\u2019ve got nothing to do with my life now that i\u2019ve finished the wire<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> hahaha<\/p>\n

except watching it 4 more times<\/p>\n

also, i liked inception<\/p>\n

i didnt care about the plot holes at all<\/p>\n

the ending was just a blur of nonsense<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> don\u2019t get me started on inception.<\/p>\n

it\u2019s dead to me<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> however, the movie itself is the dream, and the audience is the dreamer<\/p>\n

movie theaters = dreamlike<\/p>\n

dark, nothing but you and the screen<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> if that\u2019s the case, i\u2019m having a dull dream with a crap story and no character development<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> dream within a dream within a dream! ten layers of dreaming!<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> i totally understand your point. it could very well be nolan\u2019s intention, to say the whole movie is a dream<\/p>\n

but the movie is still crap story telling<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> yes, but to say that is to say that over 95% of all movies are crap story telling<\/p>\n

which they are<\/p>\n

so it\u2019s a redundant point<\/p>\n

oh im a father now, too<\/p>\n

more crap story telling<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> i heard<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> babies start off at level 0<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> congrats<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> total n00bs<\/p>\n

my baby probably has like 10 xp now<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> babies are stupid. good luck with yours<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> had to teach him how to suck at my girl\u2019s nipples<\/p>\n

i thought they knew automatically, but no<\/p>\n

also, i didnt know babies cant smile<\/p>\n

until like\u2026 1+ months<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> that\u2019s a true fact.<\/p>\n

it\u2019s learned behavior<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> lol<\/p>\n

interesting, to say the least<\/p>\n

my kid takes like ten shits a day<\/p>\n

mroe than that<\/p>\n

im changing diapers half my non-work hours<\/p>\n

im fucking wiped out<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> thanks. i always enjoy reminders of why i don\u2019t want kids<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> how are things in gayjing<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> gay<\/p>\n

less gay now that odysseus left<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> lol<\/p>\n

his gay gene is recessive, but still awkwardly present<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> so true<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> i saw him in nyc a couple of times this year<\/p>\n

pretty magical<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> is he really going to school?<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> yeah<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> i always expected he was lying.<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> postbac premed shit<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> it was a front for something<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> trying to get into med school<\/p>\n

i saw him organic chem books lying around<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> but i couldn\u2019t figure out what it was a front for<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> haha he\u2019s trying to get an MD i guess<\/p>\n

it\u2019s going to be a magical day when he can prescribe me things<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> oh, everything makes sense now.<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> he\u2019ll be in school for another year or two<\/p>\n

hector:<\/strong> he\u2019s in school to get you meds sometime in teh distant future<\/p>\n

paris:<\/strong> and IF he gets into med school, another\u2026 6?<\/p>\n

he\u2019ll basically be 40 before he finishes<\/p>\n

not to mention residency and all that<\/p>\n

wish my dad was willing to send me to school for another decade<\/p>\n

that would be the best<\/p>\n

Please note: All gchat conversations are the exclusive property of Google, Inc.<\/em><\/p>\n

*Fuck the innocent<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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