{"id":1017,"date":"2010-10-14T19:41:32","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T11:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?p=1017"},"modified":"2013-11-23T18:35:05","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T10:35:05","slug":"epic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/2010\/10\/epic\/","title":{"rendered":"Epic!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Valhalla-Rising.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Valhalla-Rising.jpeg\" style=\"margin-right:10px;\" alt=\"\" title=\"Valhalla-Rising\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1018\" srcset=\"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Valhalla-Rising.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Valhalla-Rising-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>A couple weeks ago, I watched the movie <strong>Valhalla Rising<\/strong>. It started out promising enough, in the land of the Vikings, with a tight-lipped, one-eyed prisoner forced to fight in death matches for his masters. He quickly escapes, killing several people in spectacular fashion.<\/p>\n<p>Epic!<\/p>\n<p>And then&#8230;nothing happens. Go ahead and watch if for yourself. I mean&#8230;nothing happens. Sure, there&#8217;s some spectacular scenery, and a whole bunch of metaphysical prattle about a person&#8217;s place in the world. But when I sit down to watch a Viking war epic, I expect bloodshed. And lots of it.<\/p>\n<p>I bring this up because I was eating lunch the other day with two of my DJ friends, DJ Jacques Cousteau, and DJ Fuck You. I realized that I needed a DJ name of my own.<\/p>\n<p>So from now on, I will be known as DJ One-Eye.<\/p>\n<p>Epic!<\/p>\n<p><em>Please Note, this post in no way implies that I have any musical talent.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple weeks ago, I watched the movie Valhalla Rising. It started out promising enough, in the land of the Vikings, with a tight-lipped, one-eyed prisoner forced to fight in death matches for his masters. He quickly escapes, killing several people in spectacular fashion. Epic! And then&#8230;nothing happens. Go ahead and watch if for yourself. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1018,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1210,1211,1212,1215,247,1214,1216,1209,1208,1213],"class_list":["post-1017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film_video","tag-dj","tag-dj-fuck-you","tag-dj-jacques-cousteau","tag-dj-one-eye","tag-epic","tag-gladiator","tag-metaphysical-prattle","tag-movie","tag-valhalla-rising","tag-viking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1017"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2856,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions\/2856"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}