{"id":1354,"date":"2011-08-09T17:29:19","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T09:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/?page_id=1354"},"modified":"2013-11-11T18:01:50","modified_gmt":"2013-11-11T10:01:50","slug":"faq","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/faq\/","title":{"rendered":"FAQ"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Among our copious amounts of fanmail, we are always getting asked the same questions. I\u2019ve compiled a list of the most frequently asked questions, and provided the answers here. I know a bunch of retards are still going to ask the same questions, but now I can respond with a real snide email saying, \u201cLook at the FAQ, dipshit.\u201d<\/p>\n

1. How can you square entropy? That\u2019s scientifically impossible?<\/strong> First of all, the fact you asked the question tells me you are a douche bag<\/a>. Second, I spoke with Science just the other day, and she assured me that squaring entropy is definitely possible. As long as you aren\u2019t a douche bag.<\/p>\n

2. Why should I pay for your blog when MSN offers their content for free?<\/strong> We\u2019ll gladly accept your donations. Make all checks payable to The Chaos Factory and email them to doc@entropy2.com.<\/p>\n

3. Who was responsible for the first Trans-Atlantic Telegraph Cable?<\/strong> Cyrus West Field, in 1892.<\/p>\n

4. Dinosaurs or Killer Robots?<\/strong> Dinosaurs<\/p>\n

5. I want to punch you in the face.<\/strong> Go ahead and try.<\/p>\n

6. Why do you hate God?<\/strong> First, let me ask you a question. Just because I make fun of God every once in a while, why do you assume I hate God? I just think he can be a prick sometimes. Like the other day I was asking really nicely for a rainstorm to hit so I could avoid going to work, and he completely ignored me. I mean, it\u2019s rained every day for like the last 4 weeks, and the one day I need it to rain, God ignores me. Classic prick behavior. But hey, we\u2019re all pricks sometimes. I am a forgiving guy. I don\u2019t hold it against him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Among our copious amounts of fanmail, we are always getting asked the same questions. I\u2019ve compiled a list of the most frequently asked questions, and provided the answers here. I know a bunch of retards are still going to ask the same questions, but now I can respond with a real snide email saying, \u201cLook […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1354","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1354"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2421,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1354\/revisions\/2421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/chaosfactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}