{"id":97,"date":"2010-01-20T10:53:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T02:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=97"},"modified":"2010-01-20T10:53:04","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T02:53:04","slug":"wooly-pachyderm-oliver-herm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2010\/01\/20\/wooly-pachyderm-oliver-herm\/","title":{"rendered":"Wooly Pachyderm Oliver Herm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Oliver walked his forest home<br \/>\nlooking about for his favorite comb.<br \/>\n&#8220;I need to part my big bouncy perm,&#8221;<br \/>\nsaid wooly pachyderm Oliver Herm.<br \/>\nHe searched in the trees.<br \/>\nHe searched on the breeze.<br \/>\nHe looked under rocks<br \/>\nand peeked inside locks.<br \/>\nHe asked all his friends,<br \/>\nwith strange odds and ends,<br \/>\nwhether fury or feathered,<br \/>\nuncaged or tethered,<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m stuck in a lurch,<br \/>\nand you must help with my search!&#8221;<br \/>\nThey came with their dads, they came with their mums,<br \/>\nall of Oliver&#8217;s buds, pals, and chums.<br \/>\nWhether three toed sloth or echinoderm,<br \/>\nto help wooly pachyderm Oliver Herm.<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>Genre: Children&#8217;s Literature<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oliver walked his forest home looking about for his favorite comb. &#8220;I need to part my big bouncy perm,&#8221; said wooly pachyderm Oliver Herm. He searched in the trees. He searched on the breeze. He looked under rocks and peeked inside locks. He asked all his friends, with strange odds and ends, whether fury or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[113,116,114,115],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-children","tag-friends","tag-pachyderm","tag-search"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/98"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}