{"id":750,"date":"2012-04-10T15:48:13","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T07:48:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=750"},"modified":"2012-04-10T15:48:13","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T07:48:13","slug":"way-beating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2012\/04\/10\/way-beating\/","title":{"rendered":"Either Way, You&#8217;re Likely To Take A Beating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>You are walking alone at night. The avenue is poorly lit, with violent shadows cast from the lone street lamp. You look about nervously. You&#8217;ve never been in this part of town before.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s when you notice a shiny gold coin in the corner of your eye.<\/p>\n<p>As you are about to pick up the token, you see a gnarly old leprechaun jump out of the shadows, wielding a heavy shillelagh and threatening to beat you over the head with it.<\/p>\n<p>Do you:<\/p>\n<p>Stay and pick up the coin (turn to page 47)<\/p>\n<p>Run like hell (turn to page 23)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>The Daily Theme from Figment for April 4<\/p>\n<p>You are walking alone at night and notice a trinket on the ground. It&#8217;s intriguing enough that you stop to take a closer look. You&#8217;re about to pocket it when something happens that makes you immediately throw the object back down and start to run&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are walking alone at night. The avenue is poorly lit, with violent shadows cast from the lone street lamp. You look about nervously. You&#8217;ve never been in this part of town before. That&#8217;s when you notice a shiny gold coin in the corner of your eye. As you are about to pick up the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1069,955,1067,237,1066,1068],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-choose-your-own-adventure","tag-figment","tag-gold-coin","tag-leprechaun","tag-shadows","tag-shillelagh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":751,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions\/751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}