{"id":727,"date":"2012-03-23T16:16:38","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T08:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=727"},"modified":"2012-03-23T16:16:38","modified_gmt":"2012-03-23T08:16:38","slug":"cannoli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2012\/03\/23\/cannoli\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cannoli"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Mr. Brand walked into the Italian joint and ordered the cannoli. Tony the server gave Mr. Brand a look of disgust the likes of which he had not seen in twenty years.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you know who I am?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tony was not intimidated. &#8220;Screw you. Make your own food.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Brand looked out the front window at the setting sun. Then he turned back to Tony and shot him in the leg.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now get me my cannoli.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tony fell to the ground and started laughing uncontrollably.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s so funny?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m your son.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good. Then get me my fucking cannoli, you bastard.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\nThe Daily Theme from Figment for March 16, 2012<\/p>\n<p>A person walks into a restaurant, orders a meal, and has a fight with the server. Let the setting (time of day, kind of restaurant) guide your telling of the story.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Brand walked into the Italian joint and ordered the cannoli. Tony the server gave Mr. Brand a look of disgust the likes of which he had not seen in twenty years. &#8220;Do you know who I am?&#8221; Tony was not intimidated. &#8220;Screw you. Make your own food.&#8221; Mr. Brand looked out the front window [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1028,1026,1029,955,780,1027],"class_list":["post-727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bastard","tag-cannoli","tag-curses","tag-figment","tag-gunshot","tag-italian-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":728,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions\/728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}