{"id":6673,"date":"2025-11-12T18:32:20","date_gmt":"2025-11-13T01:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=6673"},"modified":"2025-11-12T18:32:20","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T01:32:20","slug":"stupid-planet-cruises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2025\/11\/12\/stupid-planet-cruises\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Planet Cruises"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I can hardly wait.  This is going to be a good one I know, another one with no faster than light speed travel.  So primitive.  Do you ever wonder why anyone would ever go to a smart planet?  It would be just like being home in Karg.  Boring.  The guide to this blue and green planet says they fight and kill each other.  Can you imagine something so stupid?  We\u2019d better put on armor under our earth disguise, so someone doesn\u2019t kill us at random.  We\u2019re landing in a place called Portland Oregon where something called government impoverishes the locals.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Doug Hawley<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can hardly wait. This is going to be a good one I know, another one with no faster than light speed travel. So primitive. Do you ever wonder why anyone would ever go to a smart planet? It would be just like being home in Karg. Boring. The guide to this blue and green [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2644,13679,13681,9194,4837,13680,1257,41,4156,134,1860,3689,2152,7787,1240,10349,5763],"class_list":["post-6673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-armor","tag-cruises","tag-disguise","tag-doug-hawley","tag-faster-than-light-travel","tag-good-one","tag-government","tag-guest-contributor","tag-guide","tag-home","tag-kill","tag-locals","tag-oregon","tag-place","tag-planet","tag-portland","tag-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6673"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6674,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6673\/revisions\/6674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}