{"id":6565,"date":"2025-08-06T19:16:57","date_gmt":"2025-08-07T02:16:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=6565"},"modified":"2025-08-13T20:18:26","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T03:18:26","slug":"mans-best-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2025\/08\/06\/mans-best-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Man&#8217;s Best Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>My wife said I treated Tobasco better than I treated the kids. I walked him three times a day.<\/p>\n<p>I took him water skiing and skydiving. I fed him rib tips and chili for dinner.  He&#8217;s ridden shotgun <\/p>\n<p>in my Ferrari more than my wife. She has a conniption because I gave Tobasco a 24-karat gold <\/p>\n<p>funeral with a sterling silver tombstone and cremated her mother. The heifer didn&#8217;t like me anyway.  <\/p>\n<p>Tobasco didn&#8217;t complain about dinner, clothes, and require $1000 cell phones.  He didn&#8217;t fail in <\/p>\n<p>school and talk back.  Excuse me while I cry and blow snot everywhere.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Gary L. Dozier<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife said I treated Tobasco better than I treated the kids. I walked him three times a day. I took him water skiing and skydiving. I fed him rib tips and chili for dinner. He&#8217;s ridden shotgun in my Ferrari more than my wife. She has a conniption because I gave Tobasco a 24-karat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[13502,2733,13503,13500,1328,13501,338,213,7639,550,13505,41,825,73,13499,131,2997,4566,7586,13504,13497,1351,13498,153],"class_list":["post-6565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-24-karat-gold","tag-best-friend","tag-cell-phones","tag-chili","tag-clothes","tag-conniption","tag-dinner","tag-dog","tag-ferrari","tag-funeral","tag-gary-l-dozier","tag-guest-contributor","tag-heifer","tag-mother","tag-rib-tibs","tag-school","tag-shotgun","tag-silver","tag-skydiving","tag-snot","tag-tobasco","tag-tombstone","tag-water-skiing","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6565"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6568,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6565\/revisions\/6568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}