{"id":6488,"date":"2025-05-28T21:06:31","date_gmt":"2025-05-29T04:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=6488"},"modified":"2025-05-30T19:08:22","modified_gmt":"2025-05-31T02:08:22","slug":"top-ten-tips-tor-spies-in-the-dentists-office-waiting-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2025\/05\/28\/top-ten-tips-tor-spies-in-the-dentists-office-waiting-room\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Tips For Spies In The Dentist\u2019s Office Waiting Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1.     Power down the flip phone (V2.0) hidden in your black loafers.<\/p>\n<p>2.     Set video camera sunglasses to record in 4K resolution.<\/p>\n<p>3.     Be suspicious of anyone sporting sunglasses in waiting room.<\/p>\n<p>4.     Scan wall posters for cryptic ciphers such as \u2018Password=PW123.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>5.     Take notes, e.g., \u2018Subject has engaged eye contact.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>6.     Respond with \u2018thank you\u2019 if anyone says \u2018You\u2019re acting all weird, man.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>7.     Refuse offers of Xylitol-laced lollipops, esp. sour cherry flavoured.<\/p>\n<p>8.     Ask yourself, \u2018Does my dentist have a Russian accent?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>9.     Keep eyes open, mouth shut, antenna tuned.<\/p>\n<p>10.    Avoid divulging important state secrets while sedated. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Elizabeth Murphy<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Power down the flip phone (V2.0) hidden in your black loafers. 2. Set video camera sunglasses to record in 4K resolution. 3. Be suspicious of anyone sporting sunglasses in waiting room. 4. Scan wall posters for cryptic ciphers such as \u2018Password=PW123.\u2019 5. Take notes, e.g., \u2018Subject has engaged eye contact.\u2019 6. Respond with \u2018thank [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[13359,13366,13361,78,13356,2131,13357,41,13358,13364,215,3358,13362,186,10430,13365,7400,9949,5432,7129,4262,3173,13355,694,1669,13360,13363],"class_list":["post-6488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-4k-resolution","tag-antenna","tag-ciphers","tag-dentist","tag-elizabeth-murphy","tag-eye-contact","tag-flip-phone","tag-guest-contributor","tag-loafers","tag-lollipops","tag-man","tag-notes","tag-offers","tag-office","tag-password","tag-russian-accent","tag-spies","tag-state-secrets","tag-subject","tag-sunglasses","tag-suspicious","tag-thank-you","tag-top-ten","tag-video-camera","tag-waiting-room","tag-wall-posters","tag-xylitol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6488"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6492,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488\/revisions\/6492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}