{"id":6486,"date":"2025-05-27T16:22:30","date_gmt":"2025-05-27T23:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=6486"},"modified":"2025-05-26T16:24:17","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T23:24:17","slug":"i-cant-explain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2025\/05\/27\/i-cant-explain\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Explain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I know things look bad. I can explain the blood. I was playing with my dog and he scratched me pretty bad. He can be rough.<\/p>\n<p>What about the witness who saw you going into the house?<\/p>\n<p>I was just dropping off the divorce papers. They should be in the filing cabinet. <\/p>\n<p>I see. And the threatening emails from your account?<\/p>\n<p>Someone&#8217;s trying to frame me.<\/p>\n<p>Very good. That just leaves the matter of the security camera. How do you explain that someone who looks remarkably like you was recorded beating your ex to death with a field hockey stick?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know things look bad. I can explain the blood. I was playing with my dog and he scratched me pretty bad. He can be rough. What about the witness who saw you going into the house? I was just dropping off the divorce papers. They should be in the filing cabinet. I see. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2988,281,295,13352,213,8726,2575,13354,13353,6657,52,10261,9788,8102,6702],"class_list":["post-6486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-account","tag-blood","tag-death","tag-divorce-papers","tag-dog","tag-emails","tag-ex","tag-field-hockey","tag-filing-cabinet","tag-matter","tag-murder","tag-security-camera","tag-stick","tag-things","tag-witness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6487,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6486\/revisions\/6487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}