{"id":6448,"date":"2025-04-24T16:36:24","date_gmt":"2025-04-24T23:36:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=6448"},"modified":"2025-04-24T16:36:24","modified_gmt":"2025-04-24T23:36:24","slug":"breakfast-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2025\/04\/24\/breakfast-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cMel, you don&#8217;t happen to have any rat poison on you, do you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat&#8217;d you mean by that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell&#8230;it&#8217;s a kind of poison that you use on&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know what rat poison is, Ed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They were at the counter of AL&#8217;S DINER, eating their breakfasts.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don&#8217;t need to get upset.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook, Ed, I&#8217;m trying to finish my oatmeal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know. But I asked Marge already.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Marge was the waitress.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe said they didn&#8217;t have any to take care of the rat that&#8217;s been running around the place this morning.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe one there&#8230;That one, by your foot.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor David Sydney <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMel, you don&#8217;t happen to have any rat poison on you, do you?\u201d \u201cWhat&#8217;d you mean by that?\u201d \u201cWell&#8230;it&#8217;s a kind of poison that you use on&#8230;\u201d \u201cI know what rat poison is, Ed.\u201d They were at the counter of AL&#8217;S DINER, eating their breakfasts. \u201cYou don&#8217;t need to get upset.\u201d \u201cLook, Ed, I&#8217;m trying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[733,5328,11783,2436,2940,41,2921,13182,349,6087,13302,2192],"class_list":["post-6448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-breakfast","tag-counter","tag-david-sydney","tag-diner","tag-foot","tag-guest-contributor","tag-morning","tag-oatmeal","tag-poison","tag-rat","tag-rat-poison","tag-waitress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6448"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6449,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6448\/revisions\/6449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}