{"id":6406,"date":"2025-03-26T18:56:11","date_gmt":"2025-03-27T01:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=6406"},"modified":"2025-03-26T18:56:11","modified_gmt":"2025-03-27T01:56:11","slug":"eds-choice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2025\/03\/26\/eds-choice\/","title":{"rendered":"Ed&#8217;s Choice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cIf you were a fly, Ed&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat&#8217;d you mean, a fly?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI&#8217;m just asking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They were at AL&#8217;S DINER. The waitress had not yet taken their orders. Ed knew his flies. That&#8217;s why Mel asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, if you were a fly, would you go for the scrambled eggs or Al&#8217;s oatmeal?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA fly, huh, Mel?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah\u2026 Just a regular house fly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I guess the eggs. Now, of course, a horse fly&#8230;That might be different.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNah&#8230;I&#8217;m only interested in regular flies, Ed. I don&#8217;t see that many horse flies, compared to the usual house flies, in here today.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor David Sydney <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIf you were a fly, Ed&#8230;\u201d \u201cWhat&#8217;d you mean, a fly?\u201d \u201cI&#8217;m just asking.\u201d They were at AL&#8217;S DINER. The waitress had not yet taken their orders. Ed knew his flies. That&#8217;s why Mel asked. \u201cSo, if you were a fly, would you go for the scrambled eggs or Al&#8217;s oatmeal?\u201d \u201cA fly, huh, Mel?\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2391,11783,2436,1099,1602,41,13245,13244,13182,8189,13243],"class_list":["post-6406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-choice","tag-david-sydney","tag-diner","tag-eggs","tag-fly","tag-guest-contributor","tag-horse-fly","tag-house-fly","tag-oatmeal","tag-orders","tag-scrambled-eggs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6407,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6406\/revisions\/6407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}