{"id":629,"date":"2011-12-23T16:21:30","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T08:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=629"},"modified":"2011-12-23T16:21:30","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T08:21:30","slug":"fashion-police","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2011\/12\/23\/fashion-police\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m With The Fashion Police"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I&#8217;m looking at you. You&#8217;re sitting on your pulpit, grandstanding and demanding, acting as if the whole world is against you.<\/p>\n<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking. You&#8217;re some kind of Achilles, and we are all Agamemnons hellbent on keeping you from what&#8217;s yours. You came here pure of intent, and we sullied your name and deprived you of your one and only chance at true love.<\/p>\n<p>Well, let me be the one to tell you: the problem isn&#8217;t that you&#8217;re black and she&#8217;s white. The reason she&#8217;s not into is that you are always wearing a cardigan with a tie.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m looking at you. You&#8217;re sitting on your pulpit, grandstanding and demanding, acting as if the whole world is against you. I know what you&#8217;re thinking. You&#8217;re some kind of Achilles, and we are all Agamemnons hellbent on keeping you from what&#8217;s yours. You came here pure of intent, and we sullied your name and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[778,888,887,885,886,769],"class_list":["post-629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-achilles","tag-agamemnon","tag-black-and-white","tag-fashion","tag-racism","tag-true-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=629"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":630,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions\/630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}