{"id":6279,"date":"2024-11-19T19:45:38","date_gmt":"2024-11-20T02:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=6279"},"modified":"2024-11-20T19:47:07","modified_gmt":"2024-11-21T02:47:07","slug":"here-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2024\/11\/19\/here-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"Here I Am"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Where’s Jim? He’s late.”<\/p>\n

“Typical. He’s so selfish.”<\/p>\n

“No kidding. Sometimes I wonder why we let him hang out with us. The only thing worse than his manners is that stupid expression he always has on his stupid face.”<\/p>\n

“Harsh. Besides, there’s a very good reason you’re always kissing his ass.”<\/p>\n

“Whatever. I don’t care about his money.”<\/p>\n

“Then why do you let him pay for everything?” <\/p>\n

“That’s the tax for having to put up with his painful desperation.<\/p>\n

“Let’s order. I’m tired of waiting. He can pay when gets here.”<\/p>\n

“Here I am.” <\/p>\n

Jim was not late after all.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Where’s Jim? He’s late.” “Typical. He’s so selfish.” “No kidding. Sometimes I wonder why we let him hang out with us. The only thing worse than his manners is that stupid expression he always has on his stupid face.” “Harsh. Besides, there’s a very good reason you’re always kissing his ass.” “Whatever. I don’t care […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1833,4073,3921,6582,13024,590,5855,13025],"class_list":["post-6279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-ass","tag-desperation","tag-everything","tag-expression","tag-manners","tag-money","tag-reason","tag-stupid-face"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6279"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6280,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6279\/revisions\/6280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}