{"id":6127,"date":"2024-07-10T21:06:26","date_gmt":"2024-07-11T04:06:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=6127"},"modified":"2024-07-11T21:08:29","modified_gmt":"2024-07-12T04:08:29","slug":"seawater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2024\/07\/10\/seawater\/","title":{"rendered":"Seawater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cEd, I can&#8217;t go on.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you mean, Mel?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe water\u2026 I can take seawater.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMel, snap out of it.  We&#8217;re in the middle of the desert. We&#8217;re dying of thirst.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo water?\u2026 You mean that isn\u2019t the ocean right over there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, it&#8217;s the desert. Just sand and more endless sand.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo giant waves, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMel, you&#8217;re hallucinating. You&#8217;re delirious.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The sun beat down. Its photons were brutal. The high energy particles must have penetrated Mel&#8217;s skull.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo seaweed? No ocean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, Mel.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank God\u2026 You know, Ed, I always get a little nauseous when I swallow seawater.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor David Sydney<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cEd, I can&#8217;t go on.\u201d \u201cWhat do you mean, Mel?\u201d \u201cThe water\u2026 I can take seawater.\u201d \u201cMel, snap out of it. We&#8217;re in the middle of the desert. We&#8217;re dying of thirst.\u201d \u201cNo water?\u2026 You mean that isn\u2019t the ocean right over there?\u201d \u201cNo, it&#8217;s the desert. Just sand and more endless sand.\u201d \u201cNo giant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[11783,145,108,41,12772,6930,282,11893,2933,3867,6160,1531,5186,177,1461],"class_list":["post-6127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-david-sydney","tag-desert","tag-god","tag-guest-contributor","tag-high-energy-particles","tag-middle","tag-ocean","tag-photons","tag-sand","tag-seawater","tag-skull","tag-sun","tag-thirst","tag-water","tag-waves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6128,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6127\/revisions\/6128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}