{"id":5894,"date":"2024-01-02T18:48:47","date_gmt":"2024-01-03T01:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5894"},"modified":"2024-01-04T18:49:39","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T01:49:39","slug":"the-lord-loves-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2024\/01\/02\/the-lord-loves-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lord Loves Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Lord loves me even though I don&#8217;t love myself.<\/p>\n<p>Not every day goes great. But when I pray, I pray for joy and happiness.<\/p>\n<p>The wife comes and yells, &#8220;your lazy butt still sitting in that darn chair?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just talkin&#8217; to the Lord for a moment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A bolt of lightning makes us both jump and her fall to her knees.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, David,&#8221; she yells, &#8220;not a storm. We need the tomatoes to bloom, you old fool.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second bolt of lightning enters the house and her skull.<\/p>\n<p>I smile, realizing even the weather listens when I talk to God.<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFrom Guest Contributor E. Barnes<\/p>\n<p>E. Barnes has works published in The Purple Pen, The Haven, Spillwords, Centina Pentina, A Story In 100 Words and the anthology NanoNightmares.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Lord loves me even though I don&#8217;t love myself. Not every day goes great. But when I pray, I pray for joy and happiness. The wife comes and yells, &#8220;your lazy butt still sitting in that darn chair?&#8221; &#8220;Just talkin&#8217; to the Lord for a moment.&#8221; A bolt of lightning makes us both jump [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[12119,2810,8092,108,41,2779,2103,3102,4524,12394,4045,12395,12393,6160,3381,1100,1353,153],"class_list":["post-5894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bolt-of-lightning","tag-chair","tag-e-barnes","tag-god","tag-guest-contributor","tag-happiness","tag-house","tag-joy","tag-knees","tag-lazy-butt","tag-lord","tag-old-fool","tag-pray","tag-skull","tag-storm","tag-tomatoes","tag-weather","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5895,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5894\/revisions\/5895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}