{"id":5885,"date":"2023-12-26T22:14:38","date_gmt":"2023-12-27T05:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5885"},"modified":"2023-12-26T22:14:38","modified_gmt":"2023-12-27T05:14:38","slug":"at-the-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2023\/12\/26\/at-the-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"At The Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Drunk Joe asked the man next to him at the bar \u201cDo you believe in flying saucers?  I think they are a crock.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo it\u2019s absurd.  They have it all wrong.  Our ships are triangular.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201dHuh?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAliens aren\u2019t little green men.  We come in many colors.  You get light and dark ones here.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere do you get these ideas?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m a triangle pilot.  They are half as wide as they are long.  Don\u2019t believe me?  We look mostly like humans, but\u201d it pulls up its pants and takes off its shoes \u201csee \u2013 four legs.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Joe goes home and quits drinking. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Doug Hawley<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drunk Joe asked the man next to him at the bar \u201cDo you believe in flying saucers? I think they are a crock.\u201d \u201cNo it\u2019s absurd. They have it all wrong. Our ships are triangular.\u201d \u201dHuh?\u201d \u201cAliens aren\u2019t little green men. We come in many colors. You get light and dark ones here.\u201d \u201cWhere do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[422,214,1421,12381,1853,9194,3615,12380,41,134,2625,3587,2837,1230,12382,2156,7375,9019,12383],"class_list":["post-5885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-aliens","tag-bar","tag-colors","tag-crock","tag-dark","tag-doug-hawley","tag-drinking","tag-flying-saucers","tag-guest-contributor","tag-home","tag-humans","tag-ideas","tag-legs","tag-light","tag-little-green-men","tag-pants","tag-pilot","tag-ships","tag-triangle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5886,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5885\/revisions\/5886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}