{"id":5834,"date":"2023-11-14T16:09:24","date_gmt":"2023-11-14T23:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5834"},"modified":"2023-11-14T16:09:24","modified_gmt":"2023-11-14T23:09:24","slug":"big-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2023\/11\/14\/big-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Howard entered the school\u2019s front office Monday morning following his Saturday wedding. The head secretary smiled at him and cooed coquettishly, \u201cOoh, Mr. Morgan, how\u2019s married life?\u201d The other secretaries smirked, eager to hear his reply.<\/p>\n<p>The question amused Howard. He didn\u2019t know what to say so he pumped his fist in the air three times and said, \u201cIt\u2019s fantastic. I\u2019ve doubled my income. Life is good!\u201d           <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh! Oh!\u201d the head secretary shrieked, hands flying to her throat. \u201cYou\u2019re just the most horrible man.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Grinning madly, Howard walked out of the office thinking, What a great start to the day.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Robert P. Bishop<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Howard entered the school\u2019s front office Monday morning following his Saturday wedding. The head secretary smiled at him and cooed coquettishly, \u201cOoh, Mr. Morgan, how\u2019s married life?\u201d The other secretaries smirked, eager to hear his reply. The question amused Howard. He didn\u2019t know what to say so he pumped his fist in the air three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4652,2563,12299,41,7234,2191,215,9543,2853,590,2921,186,3488,12300,12249,9833,131,11522,4414,3582,1376],"class_list":["post-5834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-air","tag-fist","tag-front-office","tag-guest-contributor","tag-income","tag-life","tag-man","tag-married-life","tag-monday","tag-money","tag-morning","tag-office","tag-question","tag-reply","tag-robert-p-bishop","tag-saturday","tag-school","tag-secretary","tag-start","tag-throat","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5834"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5835,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5834\/revisions\/5835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}