{"id":5804,"date":"2023-09-25T19:11:43","date_gmt":"2023-09-26T02:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5804"},"modified":"2023-09-25T19:11:43","modified_gmt":"2023-09-26T02:11:43","slug":"juiced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2023\/09\/25\/juiced\/","title":{"rendered":"Juiced"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Reuben downs a shot of tequila and says to me, \u201cKeep up. We don\u2019t like to drink alone.\u201d I down two, three, four shots and fail to catch up. <\/p>\n<p>Reuben turns to the brunette sitting on the next bar stool. \u201cPeople claim your fingernails and hair keep growing after you die. You believe that? I don\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<p> \u201cYou\u2019re drunk,\u201d she snaps.<\/p>\n<p>Reuben grins at me and says, \u201cWhen men get embalmed, the juice pumped into them gives them a world-class boner. That\u2019s what I want, a boner that lasts forever.\u201d He downs another tequila, trying to calm his demons and himself.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor Robert P. Bishop<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reuben downs a shot of tequila and says to me, \u201cKeep up. We don\u2019t like to drink alone.\u201d I down two, three, four shots and fail to catch up. Reuben turns to the brunette sitting on the next bar stool. \u201cPeople claim your fingernails and hair keep growing after you die. You believe that? I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[12251,12252,6373,5580,3218,41,1291,4657,7150,12249,2071,7611,12250],"class_list":["post-5804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-bar-stool","tag-boner","tag-brunette","tag-demons","tag-fingernails","tag-guest-contributor","tag-hair","tag-juice","tag-men","tag-robert-p-bishop","tag-shot","tag-shots","tag-tequila"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5805,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5804\/revisions\/5805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}