{"id":5701,"date":"2023-07-14T16:50:49","date_gmt":"2023-07-14T23:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5701"},"modified":"2023-07-14T16:50:49","modified_gmt":"2023-07-14T23:50:49","slug":"chihuahuas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2023\/07\/14\/chihuahuas\/","title":{"rendered":"Chihuahuas"},"content":{"rendered":"

It had been raining 40 days and 40 nights. What a soggy mess.<\/p>\n

“I told you we should’ve gotten on that Ark, Mel.”
\n“Stop reminding me, Harriet.”
\nThe vessel had taken off, with the creatures two-by-two.
\nThen, there were those left behind.<\/p>\n

“Would you stop looking out the window, Mel. It’s depressing.”
\n“I just want to see what’s going on.”
\n“See? Who can see anything. It must be raining cats and dogs, if I know Jehovah.”
\n“No. Not so many cats. But it’s amazing the number of Chihuahuas falling from the sky, Harriet.”
\n“My God, Mel. And floating everywhere?”
\n“Exactly…”<\/strong><\/p>\n

From Guest Contributor David Sydney<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It had been raining 40 days and 40 nights. What a soggy mess. “I told you we should’ve gotten on that Ark, Mel.” “Stop reminding me, Harriet.” The vessel had taken off, with the creatures two-by-two. Then, there were those left behind. “Would you stop looking out the window, Mel. It’s depressing.” “I just want […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[12074,12075,12073,5547,11783,108,41,12076,2448,1736,11760],"class_list":["post-5701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-ark","tag-cats-and-dogs","tag-chihuahuas","tag-creatures","tag-david-sydney","tag-god","tag-guest-contributor","tag-jehovah","tag-mess","tag-sky","tag-vessel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5702,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5701\/revisions\/5702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}