{"id":5661,"date":"2023-06-13T18:03:12","date_gmt":"2023-06-14T01:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/?p=5661"},"modified":"2023-06-13T18:03:12","modified_gmt":"2023-06-14T01:03:12","slug":"the-sneeze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/2023\/06\/13\/the-sneeze\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sneeze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Otto couldn&#8217;t stifle it. Did he want to sneeze all over Felice? No. But he did. And here he&#8217;d planned for a pleasant evening at the small BYOB Italian restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;God bless you, Otto,&#8221; offered Felice as she grabbed her napkin.<br \/>\n&#8220;WHAT&#8217;RE YOU TALKING ABOUT!&#8221; It was a deep voice from above. Loud enough to shake the table.<\/p>\n<p>Again, Otto sneezed. His nose was running now, but things weren&#8217;t running well with Felice. And he&#8217;d brought a bottle of Pinot Grigio.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;God bless you, Otto,&#8221; said Felice again, politely.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;NO WAY I&#8217;M BLESSING OTTO!&#8221; boomed the terrifying voice. &#8220;NOT OTTO!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>From Guest Contributor David Sydney<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Otto couldn&#8217;t stifle it. Did he want to sneeze all over Felice? No. But he did. And here he&#8217;d planned for a pleasant evening at the small BYOB Italian restaurant. &#8220;God bless you, Otto,&#8221; offered Felice as she grabbed her napkin. &#8220;WHAT&#8217;RE YOU TALKING ABOUT!&#8221; It was a deep voice from above. Loud enough to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[5323,2219,11783,3036,108,41,11995,2693,11996,5941,3221,2362],"class_list":["post-5661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-100words","tag-blessing","tag-bottle","tag-david-sydney","tag-evening","tag-god","tag-guest-contributor","tag-italian-restaurant","tag-napkin","tag-pinot-grigio","tag-sneeze","tag-table","tag-voice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5661"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5662,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5661\/revisions\/5662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/entropy2.com\/blogs\/100words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}